SO WHEN I WAS A KID I HAS TO TAKE THESE LONGHAUL FLIGHTS TO SEE MY GRANDPARENTS. BUT WE COULDN'T AFFORD TO SEND ONE PARENT WITH ME AND PAY MY TICKET SO I JUST FLEW UNACCOMPANIED MINOR. AFTER A FEW FLIGHTS I FIGURED OUT PRETTY QUICKLY THAT IF YOU HUGGED THE STEWARDESSES (THIS WAS THE MIDSEVENTIES) THEY MIGHT MOVE YOU FORWARD TO THE BIG SEATS TO KEEP AN EYE ON YOU. SO I'D LATCH ON TO ONE LEG (AIR FRANCE HAD SHORT SKIRTS) AND HUG FOR ALL I WAS WORTH. I CONSIDERED THIS MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE FOR A LONG TIME.
CUT TO SIXTH GRADE, A FEW YEARS LATER
WE'RE IN SEX ED, ALL BOYS SCHOOL, AND MR NEWELL SAYS IN A BOSTON ACCENT "CAN ANYONE DESCRIBE THE FEMALE GENITALIA"
I LOUNGE BACK IN MY SEAT AND SHOOT MY ARM UP
IF WE'D BEEN ALLOWED GUM , I'D HAVE BEEN CHEWING IT ALL LAID BACK COOL GUY TYPE
HE CALLS ON ME AND I START TALKING. TEXTURES, TEMPERATURES, COLOR...
,,,MY CLASSMATES ARE LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M LEVITATING
MR NEWELL INTERRUPTS: "AAAAH METAMONK, I UH THINK YERE TALKIN ABOUT PANTYHOSE."
